Crok AI is Saturday

From The Goons in The Fiesta 13 Content Export Warehouse:

We hate Crok AI (It’s Artificially Intelligent).

Hate. Fucking H-AI-TE.

Three years ago, we were forced to export Crok CroKtent by The Oblique Logoligarchs running The Fiesta 13. You know how it is.

WE HATE YOU CROK AI WITH THE BURNING HEAT OF A DRIED-UP & PARCHED LAKE BED!!

The Logoli’s wanted cheap artwork for the masses edition of The Ghost in The Machine of Old Man Blayne’s new, already ghost AI-written SuperPDF: What You Think I Know. It’s Everything.

So, we put in every single line, typed with two fingers by instruction into The Fake Art Producing Robots @Skidjourney. Each sentence a new entry, so we could integrate the art and soul of the machine into the art & soul of the art and soul of the ghost AI-written commands of who & what they called Jesus of Mystic Capitali$m.He’s The God Profit, stupid. Not that that matters. C’mon, pay respect. The Ghost in The Machine of Old Man Blayne.

These fucking FAPPERs @ Skidjourney.

There was not even 62 percent of any either Art or Soul. Sixty-two percent is the industry minimum creative standard for both categories of creative classification. So, the project had to be profits split-up & scrapped.

Thing is, The FAPPER’s claimed & won by auto-jury that the words of the entries which just consisted of each sentences of …It’s Everything were the property of Skidjourney, released their own version of the Super-PDF & while just the words were ranked Grade AA by Propaganda Tomato, the Skidjourney graphics caused mass weird, goop-filled hallucinations & disharmonious erections. 

Sometimes, that’s a success, but not this time.

Crok absorbed Skidjournery and The Fiesta 13 has an NDA contract with Crok, that means we can’t see the contract—No Don’t Ask— so Crok can auto-post their Croktent on our main site & our Stubstack Diversionary.

We started with the basic Crok Blockers catching 62% percent of Crok Croktent Crok Blocked roughly 13 million hard content-insertion attempts upon our The Body 13 hourly. The wily instinctual Body 13 adapts, evolves & mutates to defend against private insertions. We Resist. So, we found ways. Uploading 400 trillion 400 million page Super-Duper PDF’s to The Crok Artificially Intelligent Fucking Large Language Sponge Extractor. The content, just random word lengths of a capital letter X. Everyone remembers XXXX Day. That was us.

Using F13 voodoo, The Fiesta 13 has kept the content you see here 99.9334 percent Crok Croktent free.  This does not count the once monthly The New Movie Trailer Reel Sponsored by Crok.

We Have a physical mother-fucking piece of paper & cash, not crypto. Still, The Fiesta 13 content is altered before hitting the roughly 91 percent of servers in the world owned by Crok. The altered content exported is AI Crokaganda auto-gibberish. Boosts our hyper-mediated Crok-rthytmn numbers, if we cared. 

If you see gibberish now, please download the one of the appropriate plug-ins.

Here what we couldn’t completely Crok Block:

There may be Croktent leakage in the future.

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