This is The First Line in The Rest of The Year of Fun. Day 145.

1. Most of The Time, It’s The Just The First Stray Thought.

2. Or The Second.

3.
Old Man: I’ll Have A Virgin Daiquiri.
Young Boy (Into Frame): …And I’ll Have A F&cked Up Milk!
—Ad Campaign, F&cked Up Milk (1998).