Now Serving Number 663 Of The Beast, Day 120 in The Year of Guh-Aaaaaagggghhhh, Ka-Lump.

1. Stop Being Wilt Chamberlain’s Beard.

2. Emetophobiamania Is Sweeping The Nation.

3. Planet of The Contempl-Apes: Man Evolves Into Hairy Chimps, Thinks Self Out Of Existence.

Comic Book Day is Saturday, Visit YFLCBS for free comics.

Tomorrow starts Movie May, A movie a day to fill out cult movie absences.